Difference Between a British Facebook & Nigeria Facebook Post & Comments

Difference Between a British Facebook & Nigeria Facebook Post & Comments - Hilarious

BRITISH FACEBOOK POST:
ANGELA GRANT: – I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But I have recently been finding myself attracted to his younger brother, what should I do folks?
COMMENTS:
Vanessa Drinkwater: Oh dear! I have been in your shoes before. I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.
Tracy Bamby: Awwwww love….Get yourself a nice cuppa tea… it’ll sooth away that burning ache you feel for his brother…oh and don’t forget to watch Oprah later…*huggz hun*

NIGERIA FACEBOOK POST.
RUTH DEMOLA: I live with my husband and two daughters. Anytime my brother in-law comes to visit, I feel the urge to be with him instead. I need advice please.?
COMMENTS:
Titilayo Kola: Ashawo! No wonder you can’t even give the poor man a son…so so daughters *mtcheew*
Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi leleyi, Ur brother in-law ke, you nor get shame? Olosho! African women has lost their values!?
Amaka Ede: You are a disgrace to your family and womanhood. New JEZEBEL in town!
Maxwell: You are just too cute. I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC…please add me so that I can take care of you. Baby leave ya husband lemme show you the real life!
Mohamadu Bello: This is all Buhari’s fault. He is too slow!
Ekaite Akpan: @ Mohamadu, YOU ARE MAD…IT IS JONATHAN’s FAULT…YOU HE-GOAT! In fact, I don’t even know why I am toking to you sef…..ILLITERATE!
Mr Smith (Confused Briton on the friends list): Huh? Can we advise without insults. I don’t think she has done anything wrong!
Eze Ochuko: @Smith: you nor well! Nah una (foreigners) spoil Africa with useless traditions all in the name of civilization! She is committing abomination you say watin? Look do well make we nor kidnap you!
Prophet John: The bible says in ‘John 3:16’ Whosoever believes in Jesus shall not perish but have eternal life. All you need is Jesus my dear. He will help you burn those evil
Aminu Megida: May Allah 4give u
Patrick Obahiagbon: The enormity of this crinkum crankum will bring about Armageddonrial end to the fiscal polistikum edificacy of the I do & I don’t of the marriage institution.
Aminu: hello Demola, I dropped 10 pounds last week… Visit…
Chukwudi: add close.

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